Born a Pamphlet Cover Girl
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1:28 kept out of 29:42Michelle recalls how unusually cute she was as a newborn and how she ended up on the hospital's birthing pamphlet.
- 1. Michelle shares a hilarious story about being the face of the maternity ward brochure as a newborn.
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Pop dab back to work. That's it had me. Here's a fun fact though I was so fucking cute. When I first came out you know how newborns are ugly shit. Yeah. I wasn't I was real cute and they put my photo my newborn photo like I'm covered in like creamy shit and blood and stuff I was the front cover of the birthing unit pamphlet for that hospital. Oh you came out the womb a cover girl. Yeah I was thank you very much All right so screw the bottle as firmly as possible Excuse me. I fucked your applicator bottle.
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